If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd be extolling the virtues of coffee and cats on the internet, of course!

Warm your weary bones in humorous Shakespearian style, with a drink from this (made up) quote by (not really) Shakespeare.  

"Ah, coffee! The elixir of life whose dark depths doth stir awake, and with each sip bestoweth vigor upon the weary mortal frame."